Saturday July 13th through Saturday July 27th: Ms Wood will be on SUMMER VACATION!

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Enjoy one of your favorite posts from the past until I return to entertain you!

And thank you for your loyal following.

D.D. Wood

A Conversation while watching Little Women during Period 4

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Students: “Why does Jo like Professor Bhaer? He’s way too old.”

Me: “Gabriel Byrne is hot. Watch the movie.”

Students: “Ick.”

Me: “Watch the movie. Look! The guy who plays Teddy is Batman!”

Students: “Oooooooooh!”

Me: Sigh.

Students: “God, Ms. Wood. Don’t get all butt hurt about it.”

Me: “Watch the movie.”

Students: “But he’s so old!”

Me: “Jesus.”

Students: Sigh.