Students: “Why does Jo like Professor Bhaer? He’s way too old.”

Me: “Gabriel Byrne is hot. Watch the movie.”

Students: “Ick.”

Me: “Watch the movie. Look! The guy who plays Teddy is Batman!”

Students: “Oooooooooh!”

Me: Sigh.

Students: “God, Ms. Wood. Don’t get all butt hurt about it.”

Me: “Watch the movie.”

Students: “But he’s so old!”

Me: “Jesus.”

Students: Sigh.